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| jstv127 |
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All the information you ever wanted to know...or not know...about jizz. If you ever told your chick that she should swallow b/c it's good for her, here's the info to back it up:
http://www.sementherapy.com/ |
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| JoshGoguen |
| Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:10 am |
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| Emo Tony B |
| Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:21 am |
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| lookin for a new diet or something boys...? |
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| TristanDagda |
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| ConneticutJay |
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JOn has a good point women you know what to do.
and forthee WTF is that avatar holy shit  |
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| Emo Tony B |
| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:24 pm |
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ConneticutJay wrote:
and forthee WTF is that avatar holy shit
its from the newest remnake of texas chainsaw massacre.... right in the first 15 mins or so.. chick shoots herself in teh back of the car.... my fav part is teh smoke coming out of her mouth at then end.... |
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| Pink Stars |
| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:01 pm |
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| its great for under the eyes...makes you look years younger |
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| jstv127 |
| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:30 am |
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Pink Stars wrote: its great for under the eyes...makes you look years younger
Which I'm guessing explains why you still look like you're in your early 20's. FAB!!! |
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| Pink Stars |
| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:33 am |
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jstv127 wrote:
Which I'm guessing explains why you still look like you're in your early 20's. FAB!!!
You look like you're in ur early 20s too, tell me your secret? |
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| missblowjob |
| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:20 am |
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| It is also good for you hair. And I just like to swallow. |
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| ConneticutJay |
| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:46 pm |
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| Lady Dagger |
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Ugh, I read the part that had recipes you could add jizz to, but really, why do there have to be special recipes for it? It's not like you'd be cooking with it, I mean, eew! I think the weirdest part was where they kept talking about waiting for the sperm to 'melt'. What's up with that? I've never heard of this- the most I've ever see semen do is dry up and get all flaky. Or, if you're in the shower and the hot water hits it, it congeals into something akin to wallpaper paste and becomes impossible to scrub off.
I think if there really are health benefits to eating it, then you should take a tip from all the whole-food (no pun intended) advocates and take it the natural way, right from the tap. That way, it's being served at its optimal temperature, and god knows, it's probably a lot more palatable than smearing it over your tossed salad (again, no pun intended!).
on a side note, if cum really works as a skin cream, could that be why David Beckham and Brad Pitt are so pretty? Hmmm.......  |
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| jstv127 |
| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Lady Dagger wrote: if you're in the shower and the hot water hits it, it congeals into something akin to wallpaper paste and becomes impossible to scrub off.
There's a reason why it's sometimes called "spackle"... |
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| scotsman |
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Lady Dagger wrote: on a side note, if cum really works as a skin cream, could that be why David Beckham and Brad Pitt are so pretty? Hmmm.......
I guess all the years he has spent playing team sports and the "showers" after have helped him become the manboy he is today |
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| teesha |
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| sometimes when it does that congeal thing it reminds me of tapioca pudding. |
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